Saturday, March 15, 2008

T.I.M. Y.A.P.

hey guys, like OH MY GOD you'll never guess what.



there was this blog that made the gossip headlines of social circles among many upper-class businessmen, executives and socialities in the Philippines. it's http://delfindjmontano.blogspot.com/. the blogger is a foreign HIV-positive aussie who was swindled out of US$ 70,000.00 by his ex-Filipino hubby! anyway, he started writing about his swindler slash ex-hubby and his barkada of pretentious socialites (The Gucci Gang), several of whom are addicted to crack (cocaine)! anyway, there was this very, very INTERESTING blog entry about one of the members of the gucci gang, Tim Yap. It was so funny, and in the comments section, there was a lot more OH MY GOD rumors about Tim Yap. I swear, you must read.



There was even someone who posted that Tim Yap even cried after all that shit came out about him. I swear, he definitely would.. BUT unforunately the comments sections all got deleted. But here are a few interesting stories (rumors) about Tim Yap.

***UPDATE: OH MY GOD I FOUND THE ARCHIVED FILE OF THE COMMENTS SECTION ON GOOGLE!!!***

> He exchanged blowjobs with a guy in the parking lot of the Manila Polo Club, and according to the guy, Tim Yap was NEEDLE-DICK level.



> Someone caught Tim Yap in the comfort room of a high-class restaurant STUFFING HIS SHORTS WITH SOCKS. =))



> Tim Yap sells fake MDMA capsules (Ecstasy, personal comment: you can spot people on Ecstasy if you see anyone at a party who is very hyperactive, overly energetic and if bodily movements are berserk and outrageous) at events



> Tim Yap had a threesome in a comfort room.. and when one of the guys pulled out his dick from the other guy's asshole.. with SHIT on it.. Tim Yap went for it! =)) =)) =)) (personal comment: EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!) =))

"Aside from having a pint-sized penis, Tim also loves eating poo. I know this guy who had a threesome with Tim. That guy fucked the third guy bareback and then Tim sucked his dick right after it came out the third guy's butt hole. Licked all the fecal matter off his dick and he loved it. Next time you see Tim tell him to "Eat shit and die!" At least he can cross off the first one from his to-do list."




> Tim Yap has commitment problems...

"worked with tim once at a shoot two years ago. call time was 10am. then 11 came, no tim around. one of the girls organizing the shoot called him up on his mobile.

and guess what tim said?

"do you actually know how hard it is to wake up at 11 in the morning?"

he came at 430 in the afternoon. fucking time waster.and i saw him at the maroon 5 after-concert at crowne plaza. with celine and rufa mae quinto (the cheap sexy comedienne). attention-seeking freaks, they made a beeline to the "reserved" area and danced away to fifties music. like a bunch of high school kids with ADHD."



> there was this comment that proposed that the Gucci Gang members should be killed one by

one, starting with TANG INANG MUKHANG YAN ANG PANGET =))



well, i'll leave the rest for you to digest loves.

taken from http://delfindjmontano.blogspot.com/2008/03/yappity-yap-yap-yap.html











I despise 'The Yap'. Not only because he is DJ and Celine's best friend. But because he is disgusting and cruel to others who he thinks are beneath him and the Gucci Gang which of course he is a part of. Treasurer I believe. Or embezzler. I'm not sure. Dumb shit. This guy must be stopped. His drug addiction is no longer a secret. It explains many of the costume decisions he makes though. UHG!


And his hotel on Boracay is a dud. Pricey and tired looking. Not unlike Tim himself.


He is yet another one of Manila's 'young set' society figures.


I really, really hate him. Talentless show pony with a natty mane. Full stop. Just a piece of bum fluff attached to some ass hair. The male clone of Celine.


Now dear Tim, you must be very careful about who you have sex with on the beach at Boracay. The security gaurd that caught you is a friend of mine. And the guy that you were giving head to is also my friend. He is the one who told me you have a small cock. Hmm... sorry about that. Can't win them all. Its an Asian thing. But there are exceptions to every rule!


I mean, who the fuck is this guy, Tim Yap.


A watch seller?


A vodka seller?


A soul seller?


He is one of Manila's 'society's' worst examples of perpetuating the myth and stereotype of the classes.


Tim dear, charity, charity, charity. Not drugs, drugs, drugs. Why do you think that some people need five mobiles and three watches and six ipods and blah blah blah? No one in your Manila set deserves a 'swag bag'


They should all be sent to the provinces with the bags to do an honest days work. Pathetic greedy grubby 'young' society. Selvish collective of everything that is wrong with your country. People are rewarded for being rich and punished for being poor.


It truly makes me sick.


You Timothy, make me sick.


Grass roots greed.


DJ, Celine. I am going to tell everything about you both.


The surgery, the **********, the ***********. ALL OF IT!


Tim, you might want to convince your mate DJ that paying me my money is the only way for this to stop.


Don't forget what I know you guy's. I was there. I saw it, heard it, and smelt it.


I tasted it.


Pay up Montano. You owe me 70,000 dollars. Thats 3, 600,000 pesos. But I want it in American dollars like you demanded from me. I need that money DJ. I don't have rich parents who will help me. I only have the money that I worked damn hard for all my life. Do you feel like a man? You make me ill. You fucked me up so badly emotionally. Consider this blog my internal therapy. Can't afford a real therapist because you have all my money. So this will have to do. Happy Delfin?


Small bills please.


Tim, you need to get a life. Do something good for a change that does not inviolve drugs, a guest list or door fee.


Or a peppermint condom!!!!! Relax and breath dear. And fix your teeth.


I met you a few times you little weasel. You probably don't remember because your fucking nose was scraping the ceiling every time.


I just don't get it. Who are you mate? I've read stories about you. Seen your pics.


You look mean.


Funny looking really.


But I now I know you. And you are an arrogant rude little pinoy with zero manners and absolutely no breeding at all.


Total trailer park.


Processed cheese and all. Canned beer for you dear. People pay you for what exactely? To sell drugs at their events. You sound like a korean green grocer trying to get rid of his cabbages noon.


I would only hire you drive me around Manila mate. Thats it. And only then for short trips.


You see Yap, you should learn to shut your mouth. Because things you say do have an affect on people. You are like a spoilt rotten little girl. Grow up princess. Join the real world where all people are equal and respected. So shallow Yap, your toe nails are bone dry.


Last year I was at an event at Nami with the crook.. er sorry, DJ Montano. It was a Tina Tinio event. Some crap mobile phone thing, with crap food and crap wine and just really crap all around. What passes for hospitality there is amazing. More on Tina tomorrow though. I need time for her. She is a big story.


I met the Gucci Gang that day. In fact, they were mostly all there.


Tim's only talent apart from standing upright, is his amazing ability to dazzle the dears in his head lights.


Dear, your in Manila, not New York.


You society people have to understand how tiny your little world is. Like a speck. And you are all specks in that speck. We are all specks people. Accept it and move on. Understand how you hurt people Tim. People you don't even know. People who as hard as they try and work and slave, they will NEVER be what you deem to be 'fit and proper society'. Barf on you, and your hideous clothes.


Out side of your countries borders mate, you would be hard pressed to find a job ironing (Celine), car washing (DJ) and you Tim, Well you would get the best most fabulous, most wonderful job of all. Dish washer.


You snotty little man. Eventologist. I am going to be ill. No seriously, I am about to be sick.


The first time I met Tim, I almost threw him off the deck and into the water at Nami. I though, who is that nasty little korean guy?


But then he spoke. And confirmed what I thought. What a vile little man. With his wonky little eye's and strange little body.


Lacoste is out dear. Never really made a revival. Only in your swollen little head. And Greenbelt.


I'm sorry Tim, but your ugly.


Inside and out.


Just plain ugly.


My best friend was there on Boracay. A real special girl. My best friend for twenty years.


You should be so lucky to have a friend like her.


But you never will Tim. You are only used by others and you do the same to everyone you know.


Your friends write the stories about you. Promoting your what... microphone skills.


Anyone who can give a blowy can master a micraphone love. Its not rocket science.



You slagged my best friend off to DJ mate, and he told me what you said. Other people heard you too. But the worst thing is my friend heard you as well. And she was so hurt. Lesbians don't wear gowns you idiot. Um, no, thats not right. Some in Manila do actually.


No, she did not have a gown on. Jeans and tee for comfort.


Thats my girl. She did not have her hair done for the 'event'. She is just a normal beautiful wholesome filipina who was reluctant to come out to the stupid event anyways.


I only went because I liked DJ.


That little toad. And she only went because I asked her to.


Its what GREAT friends do. They make sacrifices for eachother.


You need to be a sacrificed dear.


Society needs to purge you and all your crap products from Manila's radar. Give it to people who need it you dumb shallow excuse for society. Go out onto the street and just hand the loot out.



PEOPLE ARE POOR IN MANILA.



People need help. Everywhere.


Not help into their cars because they are so drunk and whacked on cocaine.


They need real help.


Food, clothes, money to educate their children.


Money to keep their children dry at night.


Selfish monsters you all are with your fat swollen swag bags.


Give it all up. Charity is the answer for you Yap. About ten years of charity.


Starting now!


You asked DJ that day at Nami, 'Who invited the dog?' Right Tim? Relax with the bleaching cream mate, its seeping through to your brain. That dog was and is my BEST friend. Her name is Sanny, and she is my filipina queen.


Your just another Manila coke head dear. Who gives blow jobs on the beaches of Boracay. Not a good one either.... so we hear.


DJ told me you were in love with him. He also told me he got you your new job at the Star. How is it going there dear? I personally think your work is shite. I would have fired your half ass long ago. Who does your graphics mate? Crap. You are NOT fashion forward silly and really need to go away for a while. You are not helping things in Manila. Manila has to change and you have to go!.


Do some charity work dear. REAL charity work. Not charity attached to some shit watch or some fabby carb- free booze. Get a life you guys. Wake up and try making the life of another person better for one day.


I understand that you can't chip in any pesos DJ because your family is poor. But you can deliver food to hungry people or clean their houses.


But Tim, how much do you do with your profile to help others?


Another fortunate faux-lebrity wasting his time chasing the dollar instead of his morals.


Wake up Yap.


Your days are numbered.


Just like that bitch Celine.


And DJ.


Well his ass is well and truly cooked now.


As it deserves to be.


Eye for an eye.


Manila style!


Cowboy style!



***** Follow Up*******


Many people have been asking me from all over the world the same question. "Will you shut down the blog if DJ gives you your money back"


The answer is simple. YES!


This entire blog comes out of frustration. Being marginalized and ignored for months, tends to upset a person. When you are treated like a toilets contents, You get VERY angry indeed. Justice. Its all about justice. A most foreign of concepts for many who I am targeting with these HONEST revelations. It is the wider Filipino community that is most affected by the behaviour of these people. They see the flashy pics and the 'make you want to vomit' bio's written by the subjects friend???? WTF! What chance do 'normal' people have of aspiring to your 'lofty' levels of pleasure and hedonism. They don't. And thats what you all love. Get real jobs. Help people with nothing. Young peoples self esteems are affected by these flash gaudy examples of nothingness. Their sense of purpose and validity are questioned from within when faced with somethng most of them will NEVER have or enjoy. Because they are poor. Its usually the ones on the street that stare, when you exit your hummer or flash car. Ooohh, ahhhhhh, look at the pretty zoo exhibits. Wow, they can walk. And talk. And snort. And cheat. And steal. NOTHING to aspire to for the precious youth of your country. Run from the glitter girls. Its a mirage. And boys, be good and respect your girls. Just because you were born in the Philippines. It does not mean you have to act like a traditional filipino man. Love your women, or man. Both are ok to do. Cheers!

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and according to blogger Bryanboy, this blog is BETTER THAN CRACK.

oh my god T I M Y A P! =))

=))

btw, if you didn't know, tim yap is one of the co-owners of embassy.. you know.. that bar at the fort with the VIP, VVIP and VVVIP.. but you just didn't know that at the VVVIP there are a lotta people..

very famous people..

sniffing crack. =))

ALL this talk about cheekbones, estrogen and testosterone

omg guys. i have a secret.




"High levels of sex hormones may lower immunocompetence, making it difficult for a person's body to fight off infections. Facial characteristics that reveal high levels of sex hormones might signal the presence of a robust immune system. In men, high testosterone levels are associated with prominent cheekbones, wide jaw, and long chin. In women, high estrogen levels are associated with prominent cheekbones, narrow jaw, and short chin. We examined whether facial features associated with immunocompetence positively covary with health."




but did you know that i actually took estrogen pills for two months. :-O. no joke. it made my cheekbones pop out (along with my calcium supplement, hihihi ;)) ), my chin sharper and longer, my hairs finer and skin smoother. basically, it made me more feminine. ;;) but the big thing surrounding this entire fiasco was that.. this hot piece of gossip was making its rounds throughout the entire batch and AS WELL AS THE TEACHERS. can you imagine talking to your class moderator about it? yeah, I ACTUALLY DID. and people were starting rumors that the teachers knew about and would talk to me... and those people were some pieces of shit. but hey, all that agony with the gossip, the breakout of blackheads/whiteheads i had to endure because my estrogen levels were off the charts (puberty, anyone?? =)) ) and all that shit. but in the end, i look even sexier with my


ACCORDING TO MY DAD >> well-framed face



anyway.. if you carefully read the short excerpt a while ago.. guys with a lot of testosterone also develop very masculine faces and prominent cheekbones. that's why i LOVE nils butler. yes, he is a model. yes, he is muscular. but he is way hotter than just any male model. but do you know why?











isn't he very...





HOT?!?!


does he drive you MAD?!?!


i bet he does. ;))


Wednesday, March 12, 2008

the talk about that.

you know, guys are very sexual sometimes and they can get very :>. have you ever wondered about how big this guy's dick could be? haha. (sorry for being so blunt XD) well, after several random interviews and conversations of my own, i've picked three people in particular, three guys.

Guy #1
This guy is probably one of the most sought after among girls. I mean he has very, very big arms and a very buff bod, as well as a cute, baby face. He's a bit above average in terms of height and he was also a model. Well, I conducted this ambush with someone I know.

Mija (10:51:52 PM): Yeah?
Me (10:52:01 PM): malaki/maliit ba yung titi ni XXXX (this muscular guy)?
Me (10:52:02 PM): ;;)
Mija (10:52:15 PM): Why?
Mija (10:52:19 PM): :O
Mija (10:52:21 PM): =))
Me (10:52:32 PM): just curious ;))
Me (10:54:08 PM): so wat?
Mija (10:54:26 PM): Okay lang
Mija (10:54:27 PM): :))
Me (10:57:18 PM): hahahaha. okay so it's not that big
Me (10:57:20 PM): =))
Me (10:57:24 PM): syempre alam
Me (10:57:25 PM): =))
Mija (10:57:40 PM): It's fat and average
Mija (10:57:41 PM): :))
Me (10:58:01 PM): oh well if you stick that in your ass maghihirap ka pa rin
Me (10:58:02 PM): =))


If it's average, then it's not big. No further comment. =))

Guy #2
This guy is a heartthrob among girls. He's shorter than average but he has the looks to make up for it. He looks like a stuffed toy (that kind of cute). :))

XXXX: It's like 5 1/2 inches long.
Me: OMG, how did you know?!?!
XXXX: *crickets*

=)). Haha.. how dramatic.

Guy #3
This guy is very cute but sorta quiet. He wears braces and he has very luscious lips. ;)) He's tan. He's a bit tall and he's not in much control over his figure (but that's okay). You know why? ;))

Me (10:19:20 PM): anyway
Me (10:19:27 PM): tama na ang shit about some person

Me (10:19:32 PM): kilala mo si XXXX? ;;)

XXXX (10:20:43 PM): You told me about him na diba.
XXXX (10:20:43 PM): The guy with the big dick.
Me (10:20:48 PM): ah okay.
Me (10:20:52 PM): pero remind me
Me (10:20:55 PM): have you seen him na?
Me (10:20:55 PM): :))
XXXX (10:22:05 PM): Yeahs.
Me (10:22:14 PM): he's so cute no?
Me (10:22:27 PM): tingnan na lang natin kung mabubuntis ako kapag binareback niya ako
Me (10:22:28 PM): =))


*personal comment: his penis is big and his balls are also big.. okay.. getting there? and he's sorta chunky (the unflattering kind of chunky) but that's okay ;)*
Me (10:24:21 PM): pero i think
Me (10:24:24 PM): kaya niya maglift ng tao
Me (10:24:31 PM): and the dream guy i want
Me (10:24:34 PM): is someone who can lift me
Me (10:24:40 PM): so that he can do that while fucking me in the ass
Me (10:24:43 PM): up and down
XXXX (10:28:34 PM): Oh my.
Me (10:28:44 PM): hahahahaha.


*very very informative*

don't you agree? :>

the disgruntled ex. ;))

i was like so fcuked up two nights ago. know why? well apparently the guy who had the most fabulous christmas presentation at all still had a boyfriend. so, my friend and i volunteered to reveal to this boyfriend of his the conversations i had with XXX. and oh my.. after deciding to help out this other guy, he decides to declare war on me THE SAME NIGHT and accuses me of being a lying bitch and of doing his BF. i was like, "HELLO????". if i actually did do him, sana i didn't do him a favor by sending those conversations so that he could finally pin his BF's ass down. oh well, i just ignored the psychotic disgruntled ex after he decided to add me in YM to declare an all-out against me.

..but it's too bad he couldn't answer back. :))


This Friend (11:21:31 PM): Hey. You there? Can I ask you something personal? :)
Me (11:21:50 PM): sana binanggit mo pangalan ko if you wanted to ask something personal instead of saying hey you there
Me (11:21:53 PM): foine.
This Friend (11:21:59 PM): haha
This Friend (11:22:00 PM): fine
This Friend (11:22:25 PM): I heard something around kasi... is it true that you had sex with XXX?
This Friend (11:26:03 PM): the silence...
Me (11:26:15 PM): lol.
Me (11:26:21 PM): you mean you heard this from The Disgruntled Ex?
Me (11:26:27 PM): the hell no This Friend.
This Friend (11:26:54 PM): yeah haha
This Friend (11:27:19 PM): scary naman
This Friend (11:27:27 PM): may YM conv kasi na kumalat daw
Me (11:27:36 PM): he said?
Me (11:27:41 PM): i entrusted it to Another Friend
Me (11:27:54 PM): who gave it to The Disgruntled Ex so that he could find out the shit about XXX
Me (11:27:58 PM): my god... ayan e.
Me (11:28:04 PM): i must complain... *grumble grumble*
Me (11:28:06 PM): :-w

*ugh. so much for the drama.*


Another Friend (11:41:02 PM): WHAT THE FUCK.
Another Friend (11:41:09 PM): HE SENT IT TO THIS FRIEND?
Another Friend (11:41:23 PM): :
Another Friend (11:42:12 PM): GREAT NOW The Disgruntled Ex'S NOT REPLYING.
Another Friend (11:42:18 PM): SO MUCH FOR THE HELP.
Another Friend (11:44:32 PM): i swear i deleted every inch of your name.

so much for the help!


Me: so please.
Me: akala mo tipong 6 inches yung penis ni XXX.. kakagat na ako? tang ina i have a lot more hotter guys to deal with than that
Me: don't try to insult me na parang hinada ko si XXX.. kasi if i did.. ako yung nagmumukhang tanga kasi i made patol someone na ANG LEVEL KUMBAGA SOBRANG MAS BABA SAKIN
Me: sorry but i don't stoop down to other people's levels.

i know right?


Me (12:28:18 AM): about changing times and dates para hindi magmukha hinada ko raw si XXX
Me (12:28:22 AM): but WAIT there's more
This Friend (12:28:25 AM): uhmmm
Me (12:28:26 AM): apparently i did you as well
Me (12:28:32 AM): and i have a REPUTATION for being a SLUT
This Friend (12:28:33 AM): wtf?
Me (12:28:34 AM): =))
This Friend (12:28:36 AM): PUTANGINA
This Friend (12:28:40 AM): HEY
Me (12:28:44 AM): okay?
This Friend (12:28:47 AM): SEND ME THE PART THAT HE SAID YOU DID ME
This Friend (12:28:50 AM): akin na
This Friend (12:28:52 AM): NOW
This Friend (12:28:53 AM): !
Me (12:28:55 AM): you can't imagine how fucked up i am over what this lunatic has been saying
This Friend (12:28:58 AM): that's the last straw
Me (12:29:04 AM): Me: so if you want to snub us both with your conspiracy theories
Me: eventually walang TUTULONG sa yo
Me: okay?
The Disgruntled Ex: YOU ALREADY HAVE A REPUTATION OF BEING A SlUT
*personal comment: WOW! napakaganda!*
Me: the hell.
Me: with who?
Me: sige nga
Me: name names.
Me: i HAVE got to see this
The Disgruntled Ex: This Friend
The Disgruntled Ex: so bye
The Disgruntled Ex: in the end masaya ka ba?
Me: haha. much more than you will ever be
The Disgruntled Ex: i am
Me: i want to see This Friend's reaction.
The Disgruntled Ex:
Me: sa sinabi mo
Me: okay?
Me:
The Disgruntled Ex: and inamin m n rin na alm mo about us
The Disgruntled Ex: tas pumatol ka pa
The Disgruntled Ex: galing mo rin

note to self: never help out disgruntled ex-es. :))

Monday, March 10, 2008

the most fabuleux christmas of all.

sometimes, i encounter some people who love to flirt around. sometimes jokingly, others half-seriously, and some i just have to say, all out. now after christmas dinner, i was online in YM at my lolo's house and there was this guy who suddenly messaged me.

*just let me censor the name, k?*

XXX (12/25/2007 7:30:15 PM): san ka na
XXX (12/25/2007 7:34:23 PM): cmon...faster, im getting so horny na ;p

okay so you probably are curious about what this shit is all about.

so i'm gonna tell a story. and it goes like this..

there was this guy (from school ;))) who messaged me and asking how i was. we talked for a while and then he suddenly invited me to play this "game" of his. the rules were simple: he'd go on a webcam and you can tell him to do whatever you want. *now i know you're getting ideas*
Me (8:11:54 PM): wait gumagalaw ka ba?
Me (8:12:01 PM): yon
Me (8:12:15 PM): i wanna see you like
Me (8:12:20 PM): fuck your pillow
Me (8:12:22 PM): is that ok with you?
Me (8:12:24 PM): :>
Me (8:13:49 PM): hmm
Me (8:13:55 PM): btw
Me (8:14:00 PM): how long is that?
Me (8:14:02 PM): :))
XXX (8:14:18 PM): 6 yung last measure ko
Me (8:14:30 PM): ah ok
Me (8:14:53 PM): hmm
XXX (8:15:28 PM): hmm gusto mo i give you a personal show ;p
Me (8:15:33 PM): haha
Me (8:15:35 PM): sige nga.
XXX (8:15:48 PM): teka lets plan later
XXX (8:15:51 PM): finish muna natin to
XXX (8:16:17 PM): hot mo *my name*.. ;p
Me (8:16:27 PM): i know right
Me (8:16:28 PM): :))
XXX (8:16:30 PM): i want a pic of you so i can masturbate ;p
Me (8:16:37 PM): haha
Me (8:16:44 PM): kakapalit lang ng PC e
Me (8:16:46 PM): i have like
Me (8:16:49 PM): 3 pics pa lang dito
Me (8:16:50 PM): :))
XXX (8:16:53 PM): haha
XXX (8:16:57 PM): may cam ka?
XXX (8:17:00 PM): webcam?
Me (8:17:01 PM): d ko pa naiinstall yung software para sa cam
Me (8:17:05 PM): wala nga
XXX (8:17:07 PM): sayang
Me (8:17:07 PM): ang kulit
Me (8:17:13 PM): besides
XXX (8:17:19 PM): oh continue na natin ;p
Me (8:17:19 PM): i don't drop that easily
Me (8:17:20 PM): :>
Me (8:17:44 PM): wait ha
Me (8:17:48 PM): hanap lang ako sa folder
Me (8:17:49 PM): :))
Me (8:18:06 PM): ay
Me (8:18:08 PM): sa old multi ko
XXX (8:18:20 PM): yeah bigayn mo k o
XXX (8:18:28 PM): photoshare
XXX (8:19:22 PM): ?
Me (8:19:31 PM): wait ah
Me (8:19:36 PM): nagloload multi ko
Me (8:19:37 PM): getting it
XXX (8:20:21 PM): ok
XXX (8:20:26 PM): haha i think my uncle arrived na
XXX (8:20:30 PM): pagpatuloy natin with shirt on
Me (8:21:01 PM): haha
Me (8:21:44 PM): ito na lang muna
XXX (8:21:48 PM): how about legs
XXX (8:21:50 PM): ;p
XXX (8:21:51 PM): wala?
XXX (8:21:51 PM): ;p
Me (8:21:56 PM): i hate taking pics of my legs
XXX (8:22:00 PM): haah ;p
Me (8:22:00 PM): you have to see them in person
Me (8:22:01 PM): :))
Me (8:22:06 PM): humble kasi ako e
Me (8:22:07 PM): :))
XXX (8:22:14 PM): yeah i do like to see them in person ;p
XXX (8:22:26 PM): what do you want me to do na ;p
XXX (8:22:41 PM): oh gosh...i wish i could cum on your face ;p
Me (8:22:53 PM): haha
Me (8:22:58 PM): silly silly boy
Me (8:23:19 PM): btw naputol yung webcam ah
Me (8:23:20 PM): :))
Me (8:23:27 PM): i think when you changed your stat
Me (8:23:31 PM): naputol
XXX (8:25:01 PM): go
Me (8:25:09 PM): wait
Me (8:25:13 PM): katulong ko pumasok
Me (8:25:14 PM): :))
Me (8:25:18 PM): i hate it
Me (8:25:22 PM): interruptions*
Me (8:25:45 PM): i was imagining nga
Me (8:25:52 PM): someone fucking my legs
Me (8:25:53 PM): :))
XXX (8:26:03 PM): want me to?
Me (8:26:15 PM): haha
Me (8:26:19 PM): i dunno
Me (8:26:26 PM): :))
Me (8:27:08 PM): wait
Me (8:27:13 PM): hay kulit ng maid
Me (8:27:30 PM): there's a sliding door kasi seperating the sala and the kitchen
Me (8:27:41 PM): wait ha
Me (8:27:47 PM): sorry kung paputol putol
Me (8:28:07 PM): it's so hard playing innocent :>
XXX (8:28:27 PM): labas mo nalang sakin lahat ng sexual frustrations mo ;p
Me (8:28:40 PM): sexual frustrations?
Me (8:28:43 PM): i don't have any, silly
Me (8:28:44 PM): :))

*personal comment: LOL.*
XXX (8:28:50 PM): sabi mo hard to be innocent
XXX (8:28:51 PM): ahaha
XXX (8:29:10 PM): want m to cum na?
Me (8:29:20 PM): not yet
Me (8:29:26 PM): when this maid gets out totally
Me (8:29:31 PM): inaalagaan kasi yung tuta e
Me (8:29:32 PM): :))
Me (8:29:39 PM): relax muna XXX

Me (8:29:39 PM): :))
Me (8:29:56 PM): sorry if im pressuring you too much
Me (8:29:56 PM): :))
XXX (8:31:21 PM): when can i give youa personal show?
Me (8:31:46 PM): dunno
Me (8:31:51 PM): naputol ba cam mo?
Me (8:31:52 PM): ok na
Me (8:32:41 PM): do you moan when you cum?
Me (8:32:42 PM): :))
XXX (8:32:54 PM): ill cum na?
Me (8:32:58 PM): wag muna
Me (8:33:05 PM): kakastart ko pa lang
Me (8:33:13 PM): :))
Me (8:33:15 PM): hahaha
XXX (8:33:18 PM): kaka start what
Me (8:33:21 PM): manood
Me (8:33:51 PM): hmm
Me (8:33:58 PM): dont play with the head too much yet
Me (8:34:02 PM): mapapacum ka
Me (8:34:03 PM): :>
Me (8:34:04 PM): :))
Me (8:34:19 PM): make it.. oh my
Me (8:34:22 PM): naputol again
Me (8:34:26 PM): something wrong?
XXX (8:34:30 PM): makt it what
Me (8:34:41 PM): longer
XXX (8:35:07 PM): napuputol na e
Me (8:36:18 PM): ok na?
XXX (8:36:26 PM): go
Me (8:36:28 PM): you havent accepted yung permission thing
Me (8:36:34 PM): invite ulit
Me (8:36:59 PM): ganito
Me (8:37:05 PM): i want to play around
Me (8:37:12 PM): patagalin natin
Me (8:37:13 PM): :>
Me (8:37:15 PM): haha that's hard
Me (8:37:20 PM): dont touch your dick first
Me (8:37:28 PM): rub like your thighs and legs muna
Me (8:37:39 PM): let's see if kaya mo itake
Me (8:37:42 PM): :))
Me (8:38:26 PM): haha
Me (8:38:28 PM): hindi nga
Me (8:38:29 PM): :))
Me (8:38:39 PM): you're lookin' at my pic?
XXX (8:38:41 PM): lumiliit pag if i dont touch it e
XXX (8:38:43 PM): yeah
XXX (8:38:45 PM): saved it na
Me (8:39:08 PM): are you sweatin' XXX?
XXX (8:39:14 PM): yeah
XXX (8:39:16 PM): ahaha
XXX (8:39:20 PM): want me to cum sa cam?
Me (8:39:35 PM): no
Me (8:39:41 PM): :))
Me (8:40:01 PM): sige
Me (8:40:02 PM): game
Me (8:40:04 PM): cum na
Me (8:40:05 PM): :))
Me (8:40:08 PM): but not on the cam ah
Me (8:40:11 PM): :))





so ya, this was the most fabuleux christmas of all. believe me, tawang tawa ako after all of this shit. the stuff this guy said was fucking hilarious. but believe me, it wasn't the end of his wonderful "performance".

XXX (9:36:21 PM): sa motel nga
XXX (9:36:25 PM): along xavierville ave
XXX (9:36:26 PM): sa dulo
Me (9:36:31 PM): haha

Me (9:36:41 PM): basta nothing happens to me ok?

XXX (9:36:50 PM): yeah...you'll watch lang ;p
Me (9:36:51 PM): i mean
XXX (9:36:55 PM): ?
Me (9:36:56 PM): nothing bad
Me (9:37:01 PM): kasi sorta katakot din
Me (9:37:02 PM): what if
Me (9:37:05 PM): mamatay ako dun
Me (9:37:06 PM): :))
XXX (9:37:06 PM): ?
XXX (9:37:11 PM): ahaha amp
XXX (9:37:15 PM): no ill keep you safe ;p
Me (9:37:15 PM): basta
Me (9:37:16 PM): gets mo
Me (9:37:21 PM): it's sorta scary din

XXX (9:37:33 PM): haaha bkit
Me (9:38:00 PM): hello, like what if someone goes in, then nanakawan tayo then the next thing you know dead tayo
Me (9:38:01 PM): :))
Me (9:38:07 PM): or i dunno
Me (9:38:10 PM): what if someone else like
XXX (9:38:11 PM): no we wont naman ano ba
Me (9:38:13 PM): you know
XXX (9:38:17 PM): ahaha we're in a room eh
XXX (9:38:19 PM): locked
XXX (9:38:23 PM): trust me ive been there ;p
Me (9:38:33 PM): ok
Me (9:38:34 PM): :))

XXX (9:38:39 PM): ahaha
XXX (9:38:41 PM): yun
XXX (9:38:48 PM): lets do it the saturday before pasukan ;p
Me (9:39:02 PM): when's that? 5?
Me (9:39:08 PM): :))

XXX (9:39:24 PM): i think so ;p
XXX (9:40:02 PM): ill even pay for the room na
XXX (9:40:06 PM): 12 hours is 450 e
Me (9:40:07 PM): haha
Me (9:40:10 PM): ah ok
Me (9:40:16 PM): so like
Me (9:40:22 PM): you want me to stay there for 12 hours?
Me (9:40:22 PM): :))
XXX (9:40:26 PM): no
XXX (9:40:28 PM): ahaha
XXX (9:40:34 PM): mga 2 or 3
XXX (9:40:37 PM): ewan ikaw bahala
XXX (9:40:44 PM): ill do multiply cumshots naman e
Me (9:44:18 PM): haha
XXX (9:44:32 PM): ikaw...whatre you gonna do
Me (9:44:32 PM): all at one time? or you're gonna have to masturbate again?
Me (9:44:38 PM): ako?
Me (9:44:40 PM): i dunno
Me (9:44:41 PM): :))
XXX (9:44:41 PM): yeah 2 or 3 hours naman diba
XXX (9:44:43 PM): ahaha
Me (9:44:46 PM): pero ganito
Me (9:44:51 PM): dont jerk off
Me (9:44:52 PM): until then
Me (9:44:53 PM): :))
XXX (9:45:05 PM): ahaha oh...gusto mo marami? ;p
XXX (9:45:15 PM): why where do you want me to shoot it
Me (9:45:28 PM): haha, ano nasa isip mo? sa mouth ko?
Me (9:45:30 PM): i dunno
Me (9:45:33 PM): pero whatever the case
XXX (9:45:36 PM): ikaw
Me (9:45:38 PM): more is better
Me (9:45:40 PM): :))
XXX (9:45:44 PM): hehe ok ok

XXX (9:46:00 PM): cell number mo
XXX (9:46:07 PM): para we can text each other sa day na yun ;p
Me (9:46:17 PM): haha, ***********
Me (9:46:19 PM): but btw XXX

Me (9:46:22 PM): bago pa lang
Me (9:46:27 PM): it's been 3 days d pa naaactivate
Me (9:46:29 PM): so im not sure
Me (9:46:38 PM): if it works
Me (9:46:40 PM): ill check later
XXX (9:46:41 PM): oh ok
XXX (9:46:42 PM): well
XXX (9:46:48 PM): hmm have you done this before na
XXX (9:46:52 PM): yung gagawin natin
XXX (9:47:04 PM): ?
Me (9:47:23 PM): motel?
Me (9:47:26 PM): no
XXX (9:47:27 PM): no
Me (9:47:28 PM): :))
XXX (9:47:35 PM): i mean how far have you gona na
XXX (9:47:37 PM): sex
Me (9:47:44 PM): no
Me (9:47:48 PM): not even a job
Me (9:47:53 PM): im very protective of myself
Me (9:47:54 PM): :))
XXX (9:47:56 PM): haha
Me (9:47:57 PM): but seriously
XXX (9:48:00 PM): so...pano ako?
Me (9:48:05 PM): i dunno
Me (9:48:09 PM): you'll have to find out
XXX (9:48:09 PM): can i kiss you?
Me (9:48:14 PM): ill see

XXX (9:48:19 PM): okay

but puhlease. hindi ko siya pinatulan, okay? god knows i'd have fucked and sucked a gazillion guys *joke* if i wasn't very protective of myself, mmkay? i had to laugh my heart out afterwards *i swear*.. haha.

read this FIRST.

hey you. you probably know who i am.

but before you browse through my entries, there is only one thing you must know about these entries. whatever you're going to read in my blog is secret okay? and i don't want anyone to talk about whatever i wrote down to anyone. is that clear? i mean anyone. i know that my life must be pretty interesting because I’m a fag, but believe me when i say that the going does get tough sometimes.

and it has been tough especially for the past few weeks or months. i have a lot of things to share really but i want to make it clear that:

this is between us only, mmkay?